“You’re in Trump’s Spot”

Sheldon thinks it’s time for change



Sheldon points out to Obama that he's in Donald Trump's new President seat

The Big Bang Theory visits the White House

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When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - George Stephanopolous

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson

Frankly, I don't mind not being President. I just mind that someone else is. - Edward Kennedy

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

No president who performs his duties faithfully and conscientiously can have any leisure. - James K Polk

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically. - Joe Scarborough

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. - Clarence Darrow

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. - Johnny Carson

When the President decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no matter what happened Tuesday. - Stephen Colbert

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. - Gore Vidal

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

... was a terrible senator. He did a terrible job, very little legislation. I think that it would be very, very bad to have Bill Bradley as a president. - Donald Trump

To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you, too, can be President of the United States. - George W. Bush

Henry Clay: "I would rather be right than be President."
Thomas Reed: "The gentleman need not trouble himself. He'll never be either." - Thomas Reed

Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on. - Donald Trump

I think it is important for readers to know that it is possible to bring intellectualism and idealism to the White House and still be political enough to advance an agenda. - A. Scott Berg

The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. - P.J. O'Rourke

Obama has no solutions. Obama has failed the country and its great citizens, and they don't like it when somebody such as myself speaks the truth about this - it hurts too much. - Donald Trump

My parents elected me president of the family when I was 4. We actually had an election every year and I always won. I'm an only child, and I could count on my mother's vote. - Condoleezza Rice

President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country. - Kilburn Hall

We feel (Trump National) is better than Pebble Beach. We have had some people out who are very familiar with Pebble Beach. Most people consider (Trump National) to be substantially superior. - Donald Trump

Megyn Kelly: You've called women you don't like "fat pigs," "dogs," "slobs," and "disgusting animals."
Donald Trump: Only Rosie O'Donnell. - Donald Trump

I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli. - George H.W. Bush

Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not s'posedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious? - Donald Trump


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