“You’re in Trump’s Spot”

How can a President not be an actor? - Ronald Reagan

Oh, that lovely title, ex-president. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

As our President said in his renegurial address. - Archie Bunker

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - George Stephanopolous

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

The President is going to lead us out of this recovery. It will happen. - Dan Quayle

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically. - Joe Scarborough

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. - Clarence Darrow

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Being President is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but stand there and take it. - Lyndon Johnson

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. - Johnny Carson

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. - Gore Vidal

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

... was a terrible senator. He did a terrible job, very little legislation. I think that it would be very, very bad to have Bill Bradley as a president. - Donald Trump

Henry Clay: "I would rather be right than be President."
Thomas Reed: "The gentleman need not trouble himself. He'll never be either." - Thomas Reed

I think it is important for readers to know that it is possible to bring intellectualism and idealism to the White House and still be political enough to advance an agenda. - A. Scott Berg

All the president is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time flattering, kissing, and kicking people to get them to do what they are supposed to do anyway. - Harry S Truman

Somebody made the statement that Donald Trump has built or owns the greatest collection of golf courses, ever, in the history of golf. And I believe that is 100 percent true. - Donald Trump

Next week we'll be investigating rumours that the president of the dairy council has become a Mason, and goes around giving his colleagues the 'secret milkshake.' - Ronnie Corbett

My parents elected me president of the family when I was 4. We actually had an election every year and I always won. I'm an only child, and I could count on my mother's vote. - Condoleezza Rice

Megyn Kelly: You've called women you don't like "fat pigs," "dogs," "slobs," and "disgusting animals."
Donald Trump: Only Rosie O'Donnell. - Donald Trump

I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli. - George H.W. Bush