Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
Q: What is the Taliban’s national bird?
Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: Why does the Afghanistan Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.
Q: What do Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from.
Q: Why aren’t there any Wal-Marts in Afghanistan?
A. Because there’s a Target on every corner.
An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte
I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet
Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau
Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker
Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown
He who becomes a sheep is eaten by the wolf. - Greek Proverb
Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts
The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake
Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart
In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults
Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali
He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb
On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx
If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev
A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte
The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry
Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach
An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb
Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright
A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant
Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes
An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II
Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais
My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller
Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker
A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb
Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer
Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great
We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright
If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers
Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan
You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland
New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan
Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah
If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan
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