The Taliban’s national bird
Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
Q: What is the Taliban’s national bird?
Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: Why does the Afghanistan Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.
Q: What do Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from.
Q: Why aren’t there any Wal-Marts in Afghanistan?
A. Because there’s a Target on every corner.
A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb
I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet
Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin
Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb
He who becomes a sheep is eaten by the wolf. - Greek Proverb
The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III
People will exceed targets they set themselves. - Gordon Dryden
Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys
If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin
Checkroom: Where the sheep are separated from the coats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo
The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb
The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx
If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev
A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte
Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore
The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry
If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown
The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle
Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. - Loren Eiseley
A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison
You have to understand your target customer and what you're trying to sell them. - Daniel McGaw
I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte
You can't hit a target you cannot see, and you cannot see a target you do not have. - Zig Ziglar
Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais
A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb
Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer
I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great
We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright
Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck
Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan
You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland
It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller
New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan
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