Art Show

Expressing the feeling within you


Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray colour that has drips of purple paint streaked across it.

Liz walks over to the artist and says, “I don’t understand your paintings.”

“I paint what I feel inside me,” explains the artist.

“Have you ever tried Alka-Seltzer?”


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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Positivity is all about overlooking the negative fact. - Unknown

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will. - Zig Ziglar

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer


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01-Apr-2020