Art Show

Expressing the feeling within you


Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray colour that has drips of purple paint streaked across it.

Liz walks over to the artist and says, “I don’t understand your paintings.”

“I paint what I feel inside me,” explains the artist.

“Have you ever tried Alka-Seltzer?”


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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation. - Michael Jordan

It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive. - Ellen DeGeneres

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Most of us start out with a positive attitude and a plan to do our best. - Marilu Henner

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

I've always believed that you can think positive just as well as you can think negative. - James A. Baldwin

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive... and part of the living, incarnate cosmos. - D.H. Lawrence

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce


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06-Jul-2020