Art Show

Expressing the feeling within you


Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray colour that has drips of purple paint streaked across it.

Liz walks over to the artist and says, “I don’t understand your paintings.”

“I paint what I feel inside me,” explains the artist.

“Have you ever tried Alka-Seltzer?”


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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Delete the negative; accentuate the positive! - Donna Karan

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. - Andy Warhol

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Attitude is everything. Radiate positivity and you will attract positive outcomes. - Lynda Field

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Look for something positive in each day, even if some days you have to look a little harder. - Unknown

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen


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06-Jul-2022