Art Show

Expressing the feeling within you


Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray colour that has drips of purple paint streaked across it.

Liz walks over to the artist and says, “I don’t understand your paintings.”

“I paint what I feel inside me,” explains the artist.

“Have you ever tried Alka-Seltzer?”


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Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes. - John Wooden

A negative thinker sees a difficulty in every opportunity. A positive thinker sees an opportunity in every difficulty. - Zig Ziglar

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker


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06-Mar-2021