Cable Routing in Beirut
Spaghetti Code - the Lebanon installer’s template
Why it’s difficult to track down calls to the Middle East
   Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown see also Safety & Telephone Sections Beijing Spaghetti Code Bird on a Wire (past tense) Birds On A Wire Fast Food in Beijing Hairstyle Wiring High Wire Act Line Dancing - High Wire Version Live Wire Reporters Open Air Wiring Wireless Technology
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