![]() So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare Ghost Writer: Spooksman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Write drunk; edit sober. - Ernest Hemingway Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk. - Alben W Barkley I was never afraid of anything because I never hurt anyone. I was always an old drunk. - Chavela Vargas The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Ernest Hemingway I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools." Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns One need not be a chamber to be haunted; One need not be a house; The brain has corridors surpassing Material place. - Emily Dickinson All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift see also Halloween Section Animal Halloween Costumes Avoiding Stress In The Workplace Bat Flying Blind Bloodsucker Bank Boo Who? Surprise, Surprise! Coffin Attack Cruise Nurse Custom Halloween Costume Halloween Birth Howloween Pumpkin Art Pumpkin Buns Sick Pumpkin When Pumpkins Drink |
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