Surrey Mottos

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

Lawyers are ideological enemies of informal justice. - Richard L Abel

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. - William Shakespeare

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

A town that cannot support one lawyer can always support two. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Lawyers generally know too much of law to have a very clear perception of justice. - Eliza Cook

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000-word document and calls it a 'brief.' - Franz Kafka

My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. - Will Rogers

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

There is never a deed so foul that something couldn't be said for the guy; that's why there are lawyers. - Melvin Belli

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damage awards. - Jodi Picoult

Lawyers are like professional wrestlers. They pretend to get mad and fight, but then they socialize after a trial is over. - Robert Whitlow

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams

Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison

A lawyer's performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts. - Melvin Belli

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay