A group of extras in the play were talking backstage at the end of the performance.
“What’s the matter with our leading lady?” one actress asked. “She seems really mad about something.”
“Oh, she’s upset because she only received nine bouquets of flowers over the footlights,” another actress replied.
“Nine!” exclaimed the first actress. “That’s pretty good, isn’t it?”
“Yes,” the other actress replied, “but she paid for 10.”
At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns
Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson
Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy
Applause is a receipt, not a bill. - Dale Carnegie
Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward
Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage
Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain
Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard
Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards
Applause is a receipt, not a note of demand. - Artur Schnabel
I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante
Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy
I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven
My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong
All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway
Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton
Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire
The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown
We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Unknown
Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields
I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle
Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller
I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone
Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison
The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown
What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus
In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix
I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner
A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney
What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop
When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein
The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown
If anyone has conducted a Beethoven performance, and then doesn't have to go to an osteopath, then there's something wrong. - Simon Rattle
Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin
Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill
Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson
Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy
Applause is a receipt, not a bill. - Dale Carnegie
Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward
Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage
Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain
Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard
Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards
Applause is a receipt, not a note of demand. - Artur Schnabel
I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante
Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy
I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven
My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong
All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway
Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton
Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire
The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown
We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Unknown
Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields
I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle
Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller
I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone
Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison
The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown
What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus
In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix
I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner
A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney
What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop
When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein
The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown
If anyone has conducted a Beethoven performance, and then doesn't have to go to an osteopath, then there's something wrong. - Simon Rattle
Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin
Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill
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