God is talking to one of his angels. He says, “I just created a twenty four hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth.”
The angel says, “What are you going to do now?”
God says, “Call it a day.”
Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers
Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci
I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi
When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown
I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown
I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown
Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown
We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis
I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown
Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood
If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor
I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown
Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown
Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller
Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill
In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings
What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton
The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore
Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman
Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown
Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir
When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo
I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe
Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben
I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker
Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato
Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci
I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi
When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown
I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown
I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown
Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown
We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis
I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown
Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood
If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor
I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown
Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown
Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller
Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill
In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings
What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton
The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore
Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman
Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown
Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir
When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo
I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe
Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben
I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker
Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato
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