God is talking to one of his angels. He says, “I just created a twenty four hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth.”
The angel says, “What are you going to do now?”
God says, “Call it a day.”
Hot Chocolate: Stolen candy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir
Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis
Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb
I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson
I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown
Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown
Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown
We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott
It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana
Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson
Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky
I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown
In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings
Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite
I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown
Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton
My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare
Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir
Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling
Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis
Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns
You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben
"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson
Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir
Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis
Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb
I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson
I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown
Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown
Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown
We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott
It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana
Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson
Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky
I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown
In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings
Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite
I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown
Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton
My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare
Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir
Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling
Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis
Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns
You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben
"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson
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