God is talking to one of his angels. He says, “I just created a twenty four hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth.”
The angel says, “What are you going to do now?”
God says, “Call it a day.”
Hot Chocolate: Stolen candy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir
Old age is the verdict of life. - Amelia E Barr
I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu
I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson
I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown
Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown
Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown
Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown
Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable
Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown
Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana
The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. - Oscar Wilde
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill
Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite
I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson
I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman
We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis
How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown
Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle
Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich
When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst
Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn
Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis
In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the post, we have arrived. - Knut Hamsun
One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give interest to one's old age. - Oscar Wilde
Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir
Old age is the verdict of life. - Amelia E Barr
I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu
I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson
I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown
Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown
Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown
Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown
Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable
Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown
Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana
The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. - Oscar Wilde
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill
Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite
I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson
I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman
We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis
How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown
Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle
Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich
When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst
Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn
Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis
In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the post, we have arrived. - Knut Hamsun
One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give interest to one's old age. - Oscar Wilde
Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
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