Day of Light and Darkness

Time for a Creative break


God is talking to one of his angels. He says, “I just created a twenty four hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth.”

The angel says, “What are you going to do now?”

God says, “Call it a day.”




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Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir

Old age is the verdict of life. - Amelia E Barr

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the post, we have arrived. - Knut Hamsun

One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give interest to one's old age. - Oscar Wilde

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it. - Robert Heinlein

Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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25-Sep-2020