God is talking to one of his angels. He says, “I just created a twenty four hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth.”
The angel says, “What are you going to do now?”
God says, “Call it a day.”
Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon
To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes
Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb
It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown
Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver
Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown
I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown
Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey
Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller
One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo
It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst
The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb
Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair
Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison
What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet
Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle
Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel
Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii
When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo
There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick
In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich
When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst
Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn
The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley
May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger
Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato
To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes
Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb
It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown
Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver
Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown
I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown
Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey
Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller
One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo
It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst
The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb
Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair
Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison
What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet
Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle
Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel
Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii
When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo
There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick
In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich
When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst
Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn
The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley
May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger
Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato
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