God is talking to one of his angels. He says, “I just created a twenty four hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth.”
The angel says, “What are you going to do now?”
God says, “Call it a day.”
Hot Chocolate: Stolen candy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir
Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis
I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher
Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson
Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown
Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand
When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona
Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood
If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor
Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown
In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie
Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown
If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook
Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage
One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge
It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
Old age at least gives me an excuse for not being very good at things. - Thomas Sowell
Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill
Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite
I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis
The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore
Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton
My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare
In absence of clearly defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily acts of trivia. - Unknown
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato
Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir
Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis
I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher
Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson
Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown
Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand
When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona
Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood
If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor
Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown
In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie
Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown
If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook
Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage
One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge
It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
Old age at least gives me an excuse for not being very good at things. - Thomas Sowell
Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill
Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite
I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis
The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore
Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton
My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare
In absence of clearly defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily acts of trivia. - Unknown
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato
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