Gabe was a system administrator who periodically received calls from users who had not accessed the system recently, forgot their password and locked themselves out trying to logon. Gabe would look up their password and unlock the system for them - and they would go on their merry way. One day Gabe received a call from a young lady who was in just such a predicament. He looked up her password and informed her that it was ‘DOME’ and, just to be playful, told her the price for him being gracious enough to unlock her sign-on was an explanation of the meaning of her password. She became very embarrassed and pleaded that she could never reveal her secret. Gabe of course replied that he would not give her system access until she did. After negotiating for several minutes she finally acquiesced but made him promise to never reveal her password meaning to any of her colleagues - to which Gabe agreed. “Well, what does it mean?” Gabe asked. She hesitated and then replied, “It’s two words.” There was pregnant pause... Gabe unlocked her system and simply said, “Have a nice day.” System administrator to the rescue see also   Computer  &  Security  Sections 404 Clock for Computer Geeks 404 Office Maintenance Do Not Disturb Newfie DVD Rewinder Psalm 404   Spray-On Clothing Bright Bookshelf Saddle Surprise Politicians Be Like Senior Aerobics Foiled Again Redneck Beer Hunter Pair Produce Potting Pot Ice Cream Burqa Dog Soother Fourk Women's Outhouse Crocodile Floor Hummer Carriage Antler Switch Plate Redneck Cotter Pin Redneck Bulldozer Your Fly Is Down Chili Rub

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