Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters? Nurse: No change yet. Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him I can’t see him now. Next. Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown. Doctor: What does he call his other eye? Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody else. Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to start watching any serials on TV. Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put something like that in this prescription? Doctor: No need for that. You will find that in your bill. Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body? Tom: Shhh, doctor! My dog’s outside in the waiting room! Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of this place! Doctor: I am, bit by bit. Tom: What’s good for excessive wind, doctor? Doctor: A kite! see also   Doctor  &  Nurse  Sections   2022 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars Snow Sleep 21st Century Bride SUV Haircut Graphic Auto Accident (PG) Cell Phone Book Aussie Safety Sign VW Snow Tractor Math Riddle Maiden Rock Illusion Radioactive Games Winter Bystander Snow Good Which One's Real? Enough Art Supplies Chinese Watermelon Sculptures Sea Sand Art Spot the Mistake Image Challenge Stroller Snow Tires

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