Fat Twin Sisters

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Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

There is no preparation for sudden celebrity. - Scarlett Johannson

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Information is pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. - Clarence Day

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! - Demetri Martin

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

I don't weigh myself because most scales don't know how heavy all the grudges I'm holding onto are. - Unknown

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. - Bertrand Russell

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Maintaining healthy forests is essential to those who make a living from the land and for those of us who use them for recreational purposes. - Cathy M. Rodgers

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward


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05-Jul-2020