On a fine autumn day, Roy was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about two hundred men walking in single file.
Intrigued, Roy went up to the man following the second hearse and asked him who was in the first hearse.
“My wife,” the man replied.
“I’m sorry,” said Roy. “What happened to her?”
“My dog bit her and she died.”
Roy then asked the man who was in the second hearse.
The man replied, “My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as well.”
Roy thought about this for a while. He finally asked the man, “Can I borrow your dog?”
The man sighed. “Get in line.”
see also
Relationship & Tombstone Sections
 Never Run a Red Light |  Bee Safe |  Hummers Only Look Tough |  Tactical Texas |  Defence Budget Cuts |
 Welfare State |  No Flies On Me |  Stick Family Meal |  Wet Floor |  Lord Of The Watch |
 Close Encounters of the Whale Kind |  Military Watch Tower |  No Go Intersection |  Public Transportation In Scotland |  Guarded Nights |
 Financial Meltdown |  Fox Kabob |  Microwaved Bulb... Watts You Won't See |  Saks-e Parking Job |  Griller Bees |
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