Amish “Honour System” Computer Virus
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You have just received the Amish Virus. Since we do not have electricity or computers, you are on the honour system. Please delete all of your files. The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney see also Amish & Mennonite & Computer Sections Amish 3 Horsepower Country Camper Amish Airlines – Maiden Voyage Amish Centerfold Amish Elevator View Amish Friends Amish Mechanical Problems Amish Prom Limo Amish Smart Car
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