Newfie Boat For Sale

Shamus was going for his morning walk one day when he walked past Mick's house and saw a sign that said Boat For Sale.

This confused Shamus because he knew that Mick didn't own a boat, so he finally decided to go in and ask Mick about it.

Hey Mick, said Shamus, I noticed da sign in your yard dat says 'Boat For Sale' but ya don't even have a boat. All ya have is your old John Deere tractor and combine.

Mick replied, "Yup, and they're boat for sale, eh.