A little girl asked her Mom, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?” Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare Every dog has his day. - Unknown Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan wanderer, there is no path, the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright The trout enjoys the river, The whale enjoys the sea, And dogs love most an old lamp-post, But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz see also Dog Section Babysitter Dog |
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