Redneck Anti-Terrorist Training Camp

Bubba & his friends are always prepared for any camp emergency



Texas anti-terrorist training camp

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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Prose is a museum, where all the old weapons of poetry are kept. - T.E. Hulme

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. - Tyne Daly

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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28-Feb-2020