Redneck Anti-Terrorist Training Camp

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Texas anti-terrorist training camp

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Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Prose is a museum, where all the old weapons of poetry are kept. - T.E. Hulme

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

It is much easier to imagine ghastly new biological weapons than to create them. - Andrew Pollack

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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26-Oct-2020