A husband walks into Fredrick’s of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for
his wife. Brevity is the soul of lingerie. - Dorothy Parker Fruitcake: The gift that keeps on giving - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. - Steve Prefontaine A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb Forgiveness isn't just a blessing you deliver to another human being. Forgiveness is also a gift you give yourself. - Robin S Sharma The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf see also Marriage, Shopping & Stress Sections A Woman’s Mind Before Online Dating Before The Impact Everything Men Know About Women Female Attraction Flower Shop For Men Hormone Guide iGifts Looking For Your Wife? Mission Gap - for Men & Women My Last Swim In The Ocean Names of the Colours Real Man’s Point System Romance Lost Secret Of A Long Marriage The Last Photo I Took Understanding Women When Men Shop For Groceries Winning An Argument With A Woman |
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