A husband walks into Fredrick’s of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for
his wife.
He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price - the
more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500
and takes the lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it
for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, “I have an idea. It’s so sheer that I might as well
be nothing. I won’t put it on, do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and
keep the $500 refund for myself.”
So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, “Good Lord! You’d think that for $500, they’d at least iron it!”
He never heard the shot.
Funeral services are pending...
Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. - Erma Bombeck
Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman
The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention. - Richard Moss
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time. - Rick Warren
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer
No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost
Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash
Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby
A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson
I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush
I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. - Erma Bombeck
Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman
The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention. - Richard Moss
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time. - Rick Warren
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer
No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost
Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash
Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby
A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson
I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush
I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf
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