A husband walks into Fredrick’s of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for
his wife. Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. - Erma Bombeck Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention. - Richard Moss Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time. - Rick Warren Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader. No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf see also Marriage, Shopping & Stress Sections A Woman’s Mind Before Online Dating Before The Impact Everything Men Know About Women Female Attraction Flower Shop For Men Hormone Guide iGifts Looking For Your Wife? Mission Gap - for Men & Women My Last Swim In The Ocean Names of the Colours Real Man’s Point System Romance Lost Secret Of A Long Marriage The Last Photo I Took Understanding Women When Men Shop For Groceries Winning An Argument With A Woman |
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