A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. You may delay, but time will not. - Benjamin Franklin The next time you have a thought... let it go. - Ron White Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life Time is what we want most, but what we use worst. - William Penn The third time you say a thing, it sounds like a lie. - Harrison Ford Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. - Leo Tolstoy Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire The less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it in. - Lord Chesterfield About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right. - Casey Stengel Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. - Malcolm Muggeridge Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. - Thomas Szasz Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. - E.B. White Winning is coming in fourth, exhausted but excited because you came in fifth last time. - Denis Waltley The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham Your time is precious. Don't waste it on anyone who doesn't realize that you are, too. - Unknown By the time you're 80 years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. - George Burns The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. - Carl Sandburg If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes But, with time, one has encountered many of the monsters, and one is increasingly less terrified of those still to be met. - Kay Redfield Jamison Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but is often true. - Leonard Nimoy Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta see also Bar & Relationship Sections Solar System Watch Time Flies |
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