Airbag Safety
Using natural safety devices can prevent driving accidents
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 Captions from our readers... “It's always nice to have somewhere to keep ones ears warm in the winter.” Nik Keun “Silicon Valley plastic surgeons have recently announced a revolutionary breakthrough in car safety... the new 'Chest Bags' can save your steering wheel's life! Prices may vary according to size and firmness.” “And we used to worry about little old ladies who couldn't see over their steering wheels while driving!” Kirk Lowry “All new models of our Boobaroo cars come with Transportable Individual Trauma Termination Impractical Emergency Systems (TITTIES) with nose crease, neck, & ear support. Also, these air bags not only protect you in the car, they protect you everywhere you go.*” *Disclaimer: TITTIES has been know to cause lower back pain. Boobaroo, its parent company Breasts Unlimited, or any of its subsidiaries are not responsible for any back problems associated in any way to this product. Eric Ellis “Illegal immigrants are forever finding new ways to sneak into the country. Unfortunately this latest method resulted in 5,000 dead by suffocation.” Danny Lowery “Today's headlines - Women have found another way to cut down on the milkman's bills by the artificial expansion of their titties . this has resulted in several car crashes where the women are complaining they couldn't see - yet another reason why women are the worst drivers.” Ganesh Hegde “I'm not paying for these!!!” Pete Nicholas “NASCAR has soft, absorbent walls for safety... TOYOTA offers these...” Brent Offenberger “Drat! I hate it when the Mae West goes off when I park!” Marlene Goodman “Denise Weaver Stars in Steven Speilberg's 'Dual'... Twice the action of the original, the Peterbilt truck Sets more booby traps for her... Will she make that appointment on time, or will she stop at Chuck's Cafe for a cheese sandwich on rye?” Brian Smedley “Dairy Queen.” “My cup runneth over.” “Are they insured?” “She is built like no-'udder'.” “Udder confusion.” Linda Newman “Help! My neck... my face - I'm being swallowed alive!” Rhonda Clark “Do you have to feed those things once or twice a day?” “Woman died from starvation, couldn't get her mouth open wide enough, since boobs were in her way off opening her mouth!” Elizabeth Watts “I shouldn't tell lies.” “Now show me yours.” Rickie Messer “Inconvenient as it was having the ass of her siamese twin fused to her chest, it came in handy today by serving as a make-shift airbag that saved her life when an 18 wheeler ran a stop light and hit her head on.” D. K. Browne Requested Captions for other joe-ks.com images... |
     
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