![]() Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath; They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash see also Bathroom & Relationship Sections |
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