[Does your company have a problem in recruiting the right person for the right position? Try this simple experiment to place your employees where they belong...]
Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside. Leave them alone, come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation:
If they are counting and recounting the bricks - Put them in Accounts Dept.
If they are wrongly counting the bricks - Put them in Stores Dept.
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks - Put them in Engineering.
If they are arranging the bricks in some other order - Put them in Planning.
If they are throwing the bricks at each other - Put them in Operations.
If they are sleeping - Put them in Security.
If they have broken the bricks into pieces - Put them in Information Technology.
If they are sitting idle - Put them in Human Resource Dept.
If they have thrown the bricks out of the window - Put them in Materials Dept.
If they are clinging on to the bricks - Put them in Treasury.
If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has moved - Put them in Sales.
If they have already left for the day - Put them in Marketing.
If they are staring out of the window - Put them in Shipping.
If they are searching for defects - Put them in Quality Control.
If they are talking to each other and not a brick has been moved - Put them in Top Management...
Many hands make light work. - English Proverb
Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa
I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson
Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto
Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde
Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau
Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher
It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso
A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne
When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser
McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey
My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield
Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown
Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie
The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov
I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf
The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt
The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost
All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams
If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant
Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers
Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel
When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell
People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie
If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan
It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman
The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch
It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett
I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson
The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger
The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi
The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck
I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry
It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw
There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift
Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel
He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf
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