A man was walking home alone one night when he hears a BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
behind him. Walking faster, he looks back, making out an image of an upright
coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him... BUMP...
The man begins to run towards his home, and the coffin bounces quickly after
him, faster... faster... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP. He runs up to his door, fumbles
with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, and locks the door behind him.
However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin
flapping... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... on the heels of the terrified man.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding. With a CRASH, the coffin breaks down the door. Coming slowly towards him, the man screaming, reaches for something, anything...
All he can find is a box of cough drops!
Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin ...
... and... of... course,
... the coffin stops!
Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert
Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown
My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque
When at a loss how to go on, in speaking, cough. - Greek Proverb
Hackchoo: When you sneeze and cough at the same time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held
The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis
The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer
Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart
I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham
Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck
Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb
Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. - Robert Benchley
Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack. - Sun Tzu
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney
Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker
The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery
Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende
Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender
I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams
That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo
Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes
The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey
Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla
Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen
As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson
If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland
I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa
The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump
All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin
It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt
Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek
The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno
Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee
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