A man was walking home alone one night when he hears a BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
behind him. Walking faster, he looks back, making out an image of an upright
coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him... BUMP...
BUMP... BUMP...
The man begins to run towards his home, and the coffin bounces quickly after
him, faster... faster... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP. He runs up to his door, fumbles
with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, and locks the door behind him.
However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin
flapping... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... on the heels of the terrified man.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding. With a CRASH, the coffin breaks down the door. Coming slowly towards him, the man screaming, reaches for something, anything...
All he can find is a box of cough drops!
Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin ...
... and... of... course,
... the coffin stops!
Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta
Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie
When at a loss how to go on, in speaking, cough. - Greek Proverb
A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau
Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold
The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft
A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees
Suppose you get an attack of gastriasis in the middle of the night. - Archie Bunker
Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond
It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success. - Amy Tan
Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. - Robert Benchley
True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken
I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson
If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney
This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas
My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury
Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown
Many an attack of depression is nothing but the expression of regret at having to be virtuous. - Wilhelm Stekel
Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes
Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey
Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen
As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson
The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran
The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly
The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump
All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin
It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt
Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek
The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno
The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind
Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie
When at a loss how to go on, in speaking, cough. - Greek Proverb
A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau
Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold
The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft
A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees
Suppose you get an attack of gastriasis in the middle of the night. - Archie Bunker
Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond
It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success. - Amy Tan
Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. - Robert Benchley
True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken
I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson
If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney
This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas
My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury
Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown
Many an attack of depression is nothing but the expression of regret at having to be virtuous. - Wilhelm Stekel
Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes
Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey
Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen
As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson
The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran
The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly
The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump
All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin
It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt
Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek
The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno
The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind
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