A man was walking home alone one night when he hears a BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
behind him. Walking faster, he looks back, making out an image of an upright
coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him... BUMP...
BUMP... BUMP... So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown Halloween pumpkins aglow. Come see the show. - Unknown A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs Only the player with the initiative has the right to attack. - Wilhelm Steinitz The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success. - Amy Tan Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump When witches go riding and black cats are seen, The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop," Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien see also Halloween & Tombstone Sections |
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