A man was walking home alone one night when he hears a BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
behind him. Walking faster, he looks back, making out an image of an upright
coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him... BUMP...
BUMP... BUMP... Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie When at a loss how to go on, in speaking, cough. - Greek Proverb A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees Suppose you get an attack of gastriasis in the middle of the night. - Archie Bunker Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success. - Amy Tan Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. - Robert Benchley True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney This poor pumpkin gave in to rot, and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown Many an attack of depression is nothing but the expression of regret at having to be virtuous. - Wilhelm Stekel Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind see also Halloween & Tombstone Sections |
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