A man was walking home alone one night when he hears a BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
behind him. Walking faster, he looks back, making out an image of an upright
coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him... BUMP...
The man begins to run towards his home, and the coffin bounces quickly after
him, faster... faster... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP. He runs up to his door, fumbles
with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, and locks the door behind him.
However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin
flapping... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... on the heels of the terrified man.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding. With a CRASH, the coffin breaks down the door. Coming slowly towards him, the man screaming, reaches for something, anything...
All he can find is a box of cough drops!
Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin ...
... and... of... course,
... the coffin stops!
Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown
I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson
Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta
My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque
A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau
Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held
At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel
The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis
There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown
I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham
A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees
I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee
Suppose you get an attack of gastriasis in the middle of the night. - Archie Bunker
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck
Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb
I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley
True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen
If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton
Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack. - Sun Tzu
We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker
In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson
I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega
I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood
Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King
Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender
Many an attack of depression is nothing but the expression of regret at having to be virtuous. - Wilhelm Stekel
That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump
Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch
We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn
As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson
The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman
Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli
The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump
Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill
This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien
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