English Teacher’s Hospital Greeting

A hospital patient, a distinguished teacher of English literature, received a note from a student, with this salutation: “Dear ill literate...” QuotaBills No Sane man will dance. - Cicero Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid He that hopes no good fears no ill. - Thomas Fuller In a mad world only the mad are sane. - Akira Kurosawa God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin I'm not ill, my pancreas is just lazy. - Unknown The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker It's an ill plan that cannot be changed. - Latin Proverb Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron Nurses — one of the few blessings of being ill. - Sara Moss-Wolfe Every man's memory is his private literature. - Aldous Huxley The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. - Joseph Heller Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette A murderer is one who is presumed to be innocent until proven insane. - Unknown The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity. - Ambrose Bierce I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives. - William Dement The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield Politicians get their power too late, and I think that he has inherited an impossible situation in which he is ill-equipped to deal. - Malcolm Muggeridge see also   Hospital  Section 1-800-PILLCASH Acceptable Doctors Sign Alzheimer’s Wing An Old Man’s Dying Request Arkansas Cure For Terminal Illness Birth Control Pill For Men Car Surgeon Celebrity Swine Flu Fatality Chiropractor Mailbox Coke Dispenser Colon Celery Colorectal Exam For Dogs Colorectal Surgeon Praise Constipated Mathematician Diabetes Medication Do You Have An HMO? 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26-Sep-2020