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English Teacher’s Hospital Greeting

Poetry in motion for a well-versed hospital patient


A hospital patient, a distinguished teacher of English literature, received a note from a student, with this salutation:

“Dear ill literate...”




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Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

He that hopes no good fears no ill. - Thomas Fuller

Literature is news that stays news. - Ezra Pound

In a mad world only the mad are sane. - Akira Kurosawa

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

I'm not ill, my pancreas is just lazy. - Unknown

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Jung

Nurses — one of the few blessings of being ill. - Sara Moss-Wolfe

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

Am I afraid of high notes? Of course I am afraid. What sane man is not? - Luciano Pavarotti

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this. - Spencer Silver


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17-Jun-2021