English Teacher’s Hospital Greeting

A hospital patient, a distinguished teacher of English literature, received a note from a student, with this salutation: “Dear ill literate...” QuotaBills No Sane man will dance. - Cicero No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb In a mad world only the mad are sane. - Akira Kurosawa Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates The cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. - Jonathan Swift Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh Only the more rugged mortals should attempt to keep up with current literature. - George Ade A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope Devices are not dangerous for literature. People can be dangerous for literature. People, for example, who do not read. - Laszlo Krasznahorkai It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller see also   Hospital  Section 1-800-PILLCASH Acceptable Doctors Sign Alzheimer’s Wing An Old Man’s Dying Request Arkansas Cure For Terminal Illness Birth Control Pill For Men Car Surgeon Celebrity Swine Flu Fatality Chiropractor Mailbox Coke Dispenser Colon Celery Colorectal Exam For Dogs Colorectal Surgeon Praise Constipated Mathematician Diabetes Medication Do You Have An HMO? 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28-Jan-2022