English Teacher’s Hospital Greeting

A hospital patient, a distinguished teacher of English literature, received a note from a student, with this salutation: “Dear ill literate...” QuotaBills I am ill at these numbers. - William Shakespeare Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster He that hopes no good fears no ill. - Thomas Fuller I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown Am I afraid of high notes? Of course I am afraid. What sane man is not? - Luciano Pavarotti Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer 'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. 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26-May-2020