A hospital patient, a distinguished teacher of English literature, received a note from a student, with this salutation:
“Dear ill literate...”
Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken
Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous
Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson
He that hopes no good fears no ill. - Thomas Fuller
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin
Every man's memory is his private literature. - Aldous Huxley
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb
Misuse of "Literally" makes me figuratively insane. - Unknown
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer
A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier
Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert
A murderer is one who is presumed to be innocent until proven insane. - Unknown
Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown
Am I afraid of high notes? Of course I am afraid. What sane man is not? - Luciano Pavarotti
Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield
Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham
The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley
Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx
Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer
My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare
The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying
The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire
Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht
When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud
Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer
If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin
When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield
Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane. - Robert Brault
Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous
Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson
He that hopes no good fears no ill. - Thomas Fuller
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin
Every man's memory is his private literature. - Aldous Huxley
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb
Misuse of "Literally" makes me figuratively insane. - Unknown
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer
A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier
Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert
A murderer is one who is presumed to be innocent until proven insane. - Unknown
Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown
Am I afraid of high notes? Of course I am afraid. What sane man is not? - Luciano Pavarotti
Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield
Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham
The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley
Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx
Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer
My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare
The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying
The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire
Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht
When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud
Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer
If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin
When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield
Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane. - Robert Brault
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