English Teacher’s Hospital Greeting

A hospital patient, a distinguished teacher of English literature, received a note from a student, with this salutation: “Dear ill literate...” QuotaBills No Sane man will dance. - Cicero I am ill at these numbers. - William Shakespeare Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster In a mad world only the mad are sane. - Akira Kurosawa I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny Nurses — one of the few blessings of being ill. - Sara Moss-Wolfe My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb It is an ill cause that the lawyer thinks shame o'. - John Ray Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett We often repent the good we have done as well as the ill. - William Hazlitt Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown Am I afraid of high notes? Of course I am afraid. What sane man is not? - Luciano Pavarotti The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane. - Robert Brault Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller see also   Hospital  Section 1-800-PILLCASH Acceptable Doctors Sign Alzheimer’s Wing An Old Man’s Dying Request Arkansas Cure For Terminal Illness Birth Control Pill For Men Car Surgeon Celebrity Swine Flu Fatality Chiropractor Mailbox Coke Dispenser Colon Celery Colorectal Exam For Dogs Colorectal Surgeon Praise Constipated Mathematician Diabetes Medication Do You Have An HMO? Doctor Stories Doctor Types Doctor’s Flat Examination Doctor’s Hunting Skills Doctor’s OR Specialty Dog Proctologist Dreaded Furniture Disease Ebola Diet Fart Facts First Proctologist Exam Flu Fashion German Flatulence Control HMO Judgment Day Hygiene On The Farm HAGS Disease Mechanical Patient Menopause Sucks One Wee Scottish Farty Proctologist Call Proctologist’s Second-Hand Prescription Psychiatrist’s Patient Advice Redneck Flu Shot Simple Surgery Singing Gynecologist Sons Of Arthritis Swine Flu Symptoms Tattoo Implants Typeface for Doctors Viagra Overdose   Eye Testing In Progress Parent Signature 2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars Long Bore Gun Bird Cam Lost Wormhole Where Weir'd Frogmen Jump In Low Ceiling Workout Dog Diner Wet T-Shirt Contest Winners Cow Farts Revenge Gaping Hole Costume Redneck Water Skiing Harrison Ford Plenty of Room for God's Creatures Aussie Selfie Pyramid Kiss Piano Door Bell Trucks with 'Down' Syndrome

19-Jan-2021