A penny saved is a government oversight.
Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are “XL.”
He who hesitates is probably right.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
There’s always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. Just think how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt...
When I’m feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbour’s dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. - The Godfather Part III
Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. - Henri Louis Bergson
My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown
We are shaped by our thoughts. We become what we think. - Buddha
I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. - Unknown
There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant
We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown
Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb
Indignation is a submission of our thoughts, but not of our desires. - Bertrand Russell
Truth and right are above utility in all realms of thought and action. - Charles William Eliot
... that I own so much of it and most people thought I would never sell. - Donald Trump
Our thoughts determine our destiny, and our destiny determines our legacy. - John C Maxwell
If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius
Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Thanksgiving is the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty. - Michael Dresser
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown
Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful mind, but great actions speak to all mankind. - Emily P. Bissell
You will never be free until you free yourself from the prison of your own false thoughts. - Unknown
Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller
A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott
They would not find me changed from him they knew - only more sure of all I thought was true. - Robert Frost
I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
The cemeteries are filled with people who thought the world couldn't get along without them. - American Proverb
When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska
The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get old ones out. - Dee Hock
There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought. - Laurence J Peter
Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell
Busyness functions like an addiction. When you stop, you have to face your thoughts, which terrifies most of us. - Thibaut
Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell
Thoughts are like arrows: once released, they strike their mark. Guard them well, or one day you may be your own victim. - Navajo Proverb
Suddenly you find that a whole new life has opened before you, as if a fresh sap of ideas and thoughts was rising in you. - Agatha Christie
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
Noise is the most impertinent of all forms of interruption. It is not only an interruption, but also a disruption of thought. - Arthur Schopenhauer
If it's not exactly like you thought it would be, you think it's a failure. What about the spectrum of colors in between? - Sara Evans
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin
When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren
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