A penny saved is a government oversight.
Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are “XL.”
He who hesitates is probably right.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
There’s always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. Just think how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt...
When I’m feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbour’s dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones
The next time you have a thought... let it go. - Ron White
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP. - Joe Namath
My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown
We are shaped by our thoughts. We become what we think. - Buddha
A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton
A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought. - Dorothy L. Sayers
Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard
Indignation is a submission of our thoughts, but not of our desires. - Bertrand Russell
A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad
Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant
Our thoughts determine our destiny, and our destiny determines our legacy. - John C Maxwell
Thanks to this man I've gone from over-the-counter to over-the-barrel. - Unknown
We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney
Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington
If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson
Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn
Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown
The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams
I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers
If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson
I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses.
On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx
You are today where your thoughts have brought you. You will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you. - James Allen
There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought. - Laurence J Peter
Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde
A lot of people have gone further than they thought they could because someone else thought they could. - Zig Ziglar
But the thought of being a lunatic did not greatly trouble him; the horror was that he might also be wrong. - George Orwell
It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer
When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation. - Oscar Wilde
We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell
I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio
If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this. - Spencer Silver
I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell
What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho
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