Thanksgiving Thoughts

Food for thought for a Thanksgiving Day


A penny saved is a government oversight.

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are “XL.”

He who hesitates is probably right.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.

There’s always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. Just think how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt...

When I’m feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbour’s dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.


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Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. - Unknown

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

It's very hard to win when your thoughts turn to losing. - Unknown

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

Truth and right are above utility in all realms of thought and action. - Charles William Eliot

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant

Our thoughts determine our destiny, and our destiny determines our legacy. - John C Maxwell

Thanks to this man I've gone from over-the-counter to over-the-barrel. - Unknown

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

A collection of rare thoughts is nothing less than a cabinet of intellectual gems. - William B. Sprague

I have always thought that foreign-policy idealism has to be tempered with realism. - William Hague

Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn

I never thought that others would take my theories so much more seriously than I did. - Albert Einstein

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

But the thought of being a lunatic did not greatly trouble him; the horror was that he might also be wrong. - George Orwell

Good thoughts and actions can never produce bad results. Bad thoughts and actions can never produce good results. - James Allen

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Thoughts are like arrows: once released, they strike their mark. Guard them well, or one day you may be your own victim. - Navajo Proverb

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Everything that enlarges the sphere of human powers, that shows man he can do what he thought he could not do, is valuable. - Samuel Johnson

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

The divinity that shapes our ends is in ourselves... all that a man achieves or fails to achieve is the direct result of his own thoughts. - James Allen

You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well? - Tom Robbins

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


see also   Thanksgiving  Section
Going Cold Turkey
Grandma’s Beautiful Pies
Happy Thanksgiving, Y’all!
How To Cook A Turkey
Ode To A Turkey
Redneck Thanksgiving
Run, Turkey, Run!
Thanksgiving Harvest Time
Thanksgiving Joe-ks 4U
Thanksgiving Thoughts
Too Much Turkey
Turkey Recipe
Turkey Weather Forecast
’Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving

 

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27-Jan-2020