Teacher: “Johnny, spell ‘weather.’ ”
Little Johnny: “W-e-t-t-h-e-r.”
Teacher: “That’s the worst spell of weather we’ve had for some time.”
My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare
Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong
The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright
Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb
I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath
Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright
You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben
Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers
I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson
Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin
The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha
Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis
Ratify: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. - Will Rogers
The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain
You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. - Bob Dylan
This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy
I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil
In the places I go there are things that I see that I never could spell if I stopped with the Z. - Dr. Seuss
Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia
There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough
The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong
The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright
Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb
I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath
Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright
You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben
Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers
I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson
Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin
The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha
Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis
Ratify: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. - Will Rogers
The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain
You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. - Bob Dylan
This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy
I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil
In the places I go there are things that I see that I never could spell if I stopped with the Z. - Dr. Seuss
Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia
There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough
The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
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Been Sleeping In The Sun
Canada Storms on East & West Coasts
Cloud Control
Cloud March
Cloud Swing
CloudZilla
Construction Clouds
Devil Sky
Elephant Sunset
Energy Saver
FishSun - Touching The Sun
Flatskatchewan Winter Sunrise
Flatulent Cow
Giraffic Park
Happy Sky
Holding On To The Moon
How Cumulus Clouds Are Formed
How Sunset Is Made
Ice Cream Clouds
Irish Sunblock
Jet Propelled Eagle
Maui Sunset
Moon Crane
Moon Filament
Moon Harvest
Moon Landing
Moon Theft
Moontage
RainWear
Sechelt Sunrays
Sun Son Power
Sun Wagon
Suntan Consultants
Topless in Sechelt
UFO Cloud
Vancouver Island Sunset
Wagon Races
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