Women Defined

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Women Defined in Texas

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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. - Mary Wollstonecraft

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. - Garry Trudeau

What I don't understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair but its root and still be scared of spiders. - Jerry Seinfeld

As an adult and a parent, when I'm not acting, I'm not acting. I'm being a parent, and I'm on the school run, and I'm sewing labels onto socks. - Kate Winslet

Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money. - Unknown

When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs. - Oscar Wilde

Aristotle could have avoided the mistake of thinking that women have fewer teeth than men, by the simple device of asking Mrs. Aristotle to keep her mouth open while he counted. - Bertrand Russell

I used to collect hockey cards. It was like Vegas at my school. You'd go to school with your box of cards, and at recess and lunchtime there were all these games we'd play. - Steve Nash


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23-Feb-2020