How To Identify Where A Driver Is From

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago & Montreal 2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York & Toronto 3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey & Ottawa 4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston 5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles 6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California; or Saskatoon, but driving in Toronto 7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy & Quebec City 8. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: Seattle & Vancouver 9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald’s bag out the window: Texas & Red Deer 10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia & Prince George 11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida & Victoria 12. One ski-doo mitt on steering wheel, one ski-doo mitt scraper in hand out front window scraping frost, Guess Who on 8 track playing “Share The Land”, hockey equipment smelling up car interior, waiting at lights for snow removal equipment to finish clearing intersection: Winnipeg 13. One knee/thigh on steering wheel of SUV, cell phone tucked under chin, two hands giving the Italian salute, head alternating between screaming at kids in the back seat and mouthing obscenities at traffic while maneuvering through a Tim Horton’s drive thru for breakfast: Mississauga QuotaBills You drive for show but putt for dough. - Bobby Locke Make good habits and they will make you. - Parks Cousins Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. - Aristotle Laziness: the habit of resting before you get tired. - Jules Renard Habits are like supervisors that you don't notice. - Hannes Messemer Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. - Mark Twain Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips Destiny is a Paris driver pushing a taxicab with my name on it. - Frank Dane Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going. - Jim Rohn Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer Dissimilarity of habit tends more than anything to destroy affection. - Aristotle Every once in a while some feller without a single bad habit gets caught. - Kin Hubbard Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. - Phyllis Diller Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown Excellence is not a singular act but a habit. You are what you do repeatedly. - Shaquille O'Neal Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone! - Merrill Markoe A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain There is freedom in forgiveness, and it's not that hard to do once you get into the habit. - Dana Perino But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love I hired a chauffeur and I became a motivational speaker, because I don’t drive - I'm driven. - Jarod Kintz Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare Eden is that old-fashioned house We dwell in every day Without suspecting our abode Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson There are two ways you can get through pain. 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28-May-2020