1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago & Montreal
2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York & Toronto
3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey & Ottawa
4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston
5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles
6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California; or Saskatoon, but driving in Toronto
7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy & Quebec City
8. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game,
banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: Seattle & Vancouver
9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald’s bag out the window: Texas & Red Deer
10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia & Prince George
11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida & Victoria
12. One ski-doo mitt on steering wheel, one ski-doo mitt scraper in hand out front window scraping frost, Guess Who on 8 track playing “Share The Land”, hockey equipment smelling up car interior, waiting at lights for snow removal equipment to finish clearing intersection: Winnipeg
13. One knee/thigh on steering wheel of SUV, cell phone tucked under chin, two hands giving the Italian salute, head alternating between screaming at kids in the back seat and mouthing obscenities at traffic while maneuvering through a Tim Horton’s drive thru for breakfast: Mississauga
You drive for show but putt for dough. - Bobby Locke
To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer
Winning is a habit, but unfortunately so is losing. - Vince Lombardi
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin
Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. - Aristotle
Habits are like supervisors that you don't notice. - Hannes Messemer
Lawlessness is a self-perpetuating, ever-expanding habit. - Dorothy Thompson
Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
Curious things, habits. People themselves never knew they had them. - Agatha Christie
Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going. - Jim Rohn
My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek
Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown
Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov
You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller
Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy man has not time to form. - Andre Maurois
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor
The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister
The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost
A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain
It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson
Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike
But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide
A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately
Most of the competition was into bulk popcorn because of the major increases in the Drive-In Theatre Outlets. - Orville Redenbacher
Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois
All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle
She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton
Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie
Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch
Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain
Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright
Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell
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