1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago & Montreal
2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York & Toronto
3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey & Ottawa
4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston
5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles
6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California; or Saskatoon, but driving in Toronto
7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy & Quebec City
8. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game,
banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: Seattle & Vancouver
9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald’s bag out the window: Texas & Red Deer
10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia & Prince George
11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida & Victoria
12. One ski-doo mitt on steering wheel, one ski-doo mitt scraper in hand out front window scraping frost, Guess Who on 8 track playing “Share The Land”, hockey equipment smelling up car interior, waiting at lights for snow removal equipment to finish clearing intersection: Winnipeg
13. One knee/thigh on steering wheel of SUV, cell phone tucked under chin, two hands giving the Italian salute, head alternating between screaming at kids in the back seat and mouthing obscenities at traffic while maneuvering through a Tim Horton’s drive thru for breakfast: Mississauga
Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood
Make good habits and they will make you. - Parks Cousins
To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer
Winning is a habit, but unfortunately so is losing. - Vince Lombardi
Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. - Aristotle
Laziness: the habit of resting before you get tired. - Jules Renard
Habits: 1. Cobwebs that become cables; 2. Trait jackets. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst
When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb
Belonging has always been a fundamental driver of humankind. - Brian Chesky
Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Curious things, habits. People themselves never knew they had them. - Agatha Christie
Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz
A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan
You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller
Excellence is not a singular act but a habit. You are what you do repeatedly. - Shaquille O'Neal
The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor
The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister
The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost
A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain
The habit of being uniformly considerate toward others will bring increased happiness to you. - Greenville Kleiser
There is freedom in forgiveness, and it's not that hard to do once you get into the habit. - Dana Perino
Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer
Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike
My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli
There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
I hired a chauffeur and I became a motivational speaker, because I don’t drive - I'm driven. - Jarod Kintz
Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks
Most of the competition was into bulk popcorn because of the major increases in the Drive-In Theatre Outlets. - Orville Redenbacher
Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. - Daniel J Boorstin
New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding
For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich
There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright
Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio
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