How To Identify Where A Driver Is From

Based on your driving habits, where should you live?


1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago & Montreal

2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York & Toronto

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey & Ottawa

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California; or Saskatoon, but driving in Toronto

7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy & Quebec City

8. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: Seattle & Vancouver

9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald’s bag out the window: Texas & Red Deer

10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia & Prince George

11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida & Victoria

12. One ski-doo mitt on steering wheel, one ski-doo mitt scraper in hand out front window scraping frost, Guess Who on 8 track playing “Share The Land”, hockey equipment smelling up car interior, waiting at lights for snow removal equipment to finish clearing intersection: Winnipeg

13. One knee/thigh on steering wheel of SUV, cell phone tucked under chin, two hands giving the Italian salute, head alternating between screaming at kids in the back seat and mouthing obscenities at traffic while maneuvering through a Tim Horton’s drive thru for breakfast: Mississauga




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Habits are the nursery of errors. - Victor Hugo

Happiness is a habit - cultivate it. - Elbert Hubbard

Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

You drive for show but putt for dough. - Bobby Locke

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Lawlessness is a self-perpetuating, ever-expanding habit. - Dorothy Thompson

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Belonging has always been a fundamental driver of humankind. - Brian Chesky

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Destiny is a Paris driver pushing a taxicab with my name on it. - Frank Dane

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are easy. - Johnny Depp

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

I hired a chauffeur and I became a motivational speaker, because I don’t drive - I'm driven.
 - Jarod Kintz

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Most of the competition was into bulk popcorn because of the major increases in the Drive-In Theatre Outlets. - Orville Redenbacher

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The habit of being happy enables one to be freed, or largely freed, from the domination of outward conditions. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson


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