How To Identify Where A Driver Is From

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago & Montreal 2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York & Toronto 3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey & Ottawa 4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston 5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles 6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California; or Saskatoon, but driving in Toronto 7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy & Quebec City 8. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: Seattle & Vancouver 9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald’s bag out the window: Texas & Red Deer 10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia & Prince George 11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida & Victoria 12. One ski-doo mitt on steering wheel, one ski-doo mitt scraper in hand out front window scraping frost, Guess Who on 8 track playing “Share The Land”, hockey equipment smelling up car interior, waiting at lights for snow removal equipment to finish clearing intersection: Winnipeg 13. One knee/thigh on steering wheel of SUV, cell phone tucked under chin, two hands giving the Italian salute, head alternating between screaming at kids in the back seat and mouthing obscenities at traffic while maneuvering through a Tim Horton’s drive thru for breakfast: Mississauga QuotaBills Habits are the nursery of errors. - Victor Hugo Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood You drive for show but putt for dough. - Bobby Locke To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin Habits: 1. Cobwebs that become cables; 2. Trait jackets. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf Destiny is a Paris driver pushing a taxicab with my name on it. - Frank Dane My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer Dissimilarity of habit tends more than anything to destroy affection. - Aristotle My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. - Phyllis Diller A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. - Jimmy Fallon Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are easy. - Johnny Depp Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson Most of the competition was into bulk popcorn because of the major increases in the Drive-In Theatre Outlets. - Orville Redenbacher The habit of being happy enables one to be freed, or largely freed, from the domination of outward conditions. - Robert Louis Stevenson Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin Eden is that old-fashioned house We dwell in every day Without suspecting our abode Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch If you create an act, you create a habit. 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21-Jan-2021