1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago & Montreal
2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York & Toronto
3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey & Ottawa
4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston
5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles
6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California; or Saskatoon, but driving in Toronto
7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy & Quebec City
8. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game,
banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: Seattle & Vancouver
9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald’s bag out the window: Texas & Red Deer
10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia & Prince George
11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida & Victoria
12. One ski-doo mitt on steering wheel, one ski-doo mitt scraper in hand out front window scraping frost, Guess Who on 8 track playing “Share The Land”, hockey equipment smelling up car interior, waiting at lights for snow removal equipment to finish clearing intersection: Winnipeg
13. One knee/thigh on steering wheel of SUV, cell phone tucked under chin, two hands giving the Italian salute, head alternating between screaming at kids in the back seat and mouthing obscenities at traffic while maneuvering through a Tim Horton’s drive thru for breakfast: Mississauga
Happiness is a habit - cultivate it. - Elbert Hubbard
Bad Driver: The person you run into. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright
No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown
Winning is a habit, but unfortunately so is losing. - Vince Lombardi
Habits are like supervisors that you don't notice. - Hannes Messemer
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin
Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf
Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner
Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going. - Jim Rohn
Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer
Dissimilarity of habit tends more than anything to destroy affection. - Aristotle
Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz
Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown
Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt
Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett
The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha
A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain
The habit of being uniformly considerate toward others will bring increased happiness to you. - Greenville Kleiser
Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks
Most of the competition was into bulk popcorn because of the major increases in the Drive-In Theatre Outlets. - Orville Redenbacher
Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. - Daniel J Boorstin
Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin
She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran
Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker
There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright
Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell
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