How To Identify Where A Driver Is From

Based on your driving habits, where should you live?


1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago & Montreal

2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York & Toronto

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey & Ottawa

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California; or Saskatoon, but driving in Toronto

7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy & Quebec City

8. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: Seattle & Vancouver

9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald’s bag out the window: Texas & Red Deer

10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia & Prince George

11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida & Victoria

12. One ski-doo mitt on steering wheel, one ski-doo mitt scraper in hand out front window scraping frost, Guess Who on 8 track playing “Share The Land”, hockey equipment smelling up car interior, waiting at lights for snow removal equipment to finish clearing intersection: Winnipeg

13. One knee/thigh on steering wheel of SUV, cell phone tucked under chin, two hands giving the Italian salute, head alternating between screaming at kids in the back seat and mouthing obscenities at traffic while maneuvering through a Tim Horton’s drive thru for breakfast: Mississauga




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Nothing is stronger than habit. - Ovid

Happiness is a habit - cultivate it. - Elbert Hubbard

Bad Driver: The person you run into. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Greyhound Trainer: A race cur driver - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I got nasty habits; I take tea at three. - Mick Jagger

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Habits are like supervisors that you don't notice. - Hannes Messemer

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. - Mark Twain

Habits: 1. Cobwebs that become cables; 2. Trait jackets. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawlessness is a self-perpetuating, ever-expanding habit. - Dorothy Thompson

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. - Phyllis Diller

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

Excellence is not a singular act but a habit. You are what you do repeatedly. - Shaquille O'Neal

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

I hired a chauffeur and I became a motivational speaker, because I don’t drive - I'm driven.
 - Jarod Kintz

Most of the competition was into bulk popcorn because of the major increases in the Drive-In Theatre Outlets. - Orville Redenbacher

Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. - Daniel J Boorstin

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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