How To Identify Where A Driver Is From

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago & Montreal 2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York & Toronto 3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey & Ottawa 4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston 5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles 6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California; or Saskatoon, but driving in Toronto 7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy & Quebec City 8. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: Seattle & Vancouver 9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald’s bag out the window: Texas & Red Deer 10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia & Prince George 11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida & Victoria 12. One ski-doo mitt on steering wheel, one ski-doo mitt scraper in hand out front window scraping frost, Guess Who on 8 track playing “Share The Land”, hockey equipment smelling up car interior, waiting at lights for snow removal equipment to finish clearing intersection: Winnipeg 13. One knee/thigh on steering wheel of SUV, cell phone tucked under chin, two hands giving the Italian salute, head alternating between screaming at kids in the back seat and mouthing obscenities at traffic while maneuvering through a Tim Horton’s drive thru for breakfast: Mississauga QuotaBills Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams Motivation gets you going and habit gets you there. - Zig Ziglar If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. - Aristotle Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. - Mark Twain Lawlessness is a self-perpetuating, ever-expanding habit. - Dorothy Thompson Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb Belonging has always been a fundamental driver of humankind. - Brian Chesky Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer Dissimilarity of habit tends more than anything to destroy affection. - Aristotle Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love I hired a chauffeur and I became a motivational speaker, because I don’t drive - I'm driven. - Jarod Kintz Most of the competition was into bulk popcorn because of the major increases in the Drive-In Theatre Outlets. - Orville Redenbacher Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. - Daniel J Boorstin Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare Eden is that old-fashioned house We dwell in every day Without suspecting our abode Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker see also   Car  &  Travel  Sections A Woman’s Mind Arkansas Divorce Application Babcock Divorce Bad Feather Day Before The Impact Communication Divorce Divorce Cakes Divorce Defined Divorce Is Grand Emotion Stew Everything Men Know About Women Hormone Guide Just Divorced Keyboard Wedding Men To The Left My Ex-Wife, The Pilot Obedient Wife OCD Ball Pit OCD Electrician Old Divorce Perfect Divorce Polish Divorce Redneck Divorce Texas Divorce The Origin of the White Wedding Dress Understanding Women Walker Buddies Wedding Cake for the Submissive Husband What Did You Just Say? 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22-Jan-2022