Where’s The Remote?

When privacy becomes a remote possibility in your own home



House Living Room Hoarding

A member of House Hoarders Unlimited

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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

Going to the woods is going home. - John Muir

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Home is wherever I'm with you. - Edward Sharpe

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Go big or go home. Because it's true. What do you have to lose? - Eliza Dushku

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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