![]() Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield And they bought an Owl, and a useful Cart, And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart. - Edward Lear Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson Curriculum: A harness devised by educational bureaucrats to turn thoroughbred teachers into cart horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com see also Car & Shopping Sections Cart Rod Shopping Cart Hotplate Shopping Bike Speed Shopping |
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