For Sale - One Useless Cat

Not exactly the perfect mouser



Cat afraid of mouse mice






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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Useless laws weaken necessary laws. - Charles de Secondat

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

All that is not eternal is eternally useless. - C S Lewis

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. - Pablo Picasso

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all. - Peter F Drucker

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Before you've practiced, the theory is useless. After you've practiced, the theory is obvious. - David Williams

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful. - Samuel Johnson

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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09-Apr-2020