![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown Useless laws weaken necessary laws. - Charles de Secondat When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge. - Bertrand Russell Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information. - Oscar Wilde It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain Before you've practiced, the theory is useless. After you've practiced, the theory is obvious. - David Williams Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen see also Cat Section Crap Sale Demo House For Sale Digital Camera For Sale - Only Used Once Donut Sale “End Of World” Car Sale Far Wood Sale For Sale, Due To Market Changes GM’s Scratch and Dent Sale Groj Sale Groj Sale In The Country Guard Dog For Sale Half House For Sale Hay For Sale iPad For Sale Lamp Post For Sale Leaf Blower for Sale Motorcycle For Sale New Batch For Sale Peanut Sale Pen Sale Not Pickup For Sale - Come Get It Quick! Pony For Sale Puppies For Sale Redneck Estate Sale Saskatchewan Snowmobile For Sale Sewing Machine For Sale Steak Sale Swimming Pool For Sale - House Not Included Used Cows For Sale Wedding Dress For Sale |
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