For Sale - One Useless Cat

Not exactly the perfect mouser



Cat afraid of mouse mice






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You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All that is not eternal is eternally useless. - C S Lewis

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. - Pablo Picasso

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information. - Oscar Wilde

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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17-May-2022