![]() I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau When witches go riding and black cats are seen, The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop," Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen see also Cat & Halloween Sections Animal Halloween Costumes Avoiding Stress In The Workplace Bat Flying Blind Bloodsucker Bank Boo Who? Surprise, Surprise! Coffin Attack Cruise Nurse Custom Halloween Costume Drunk Pumpkin Fireworks Wizard Future Therapy Halloween Birth Halloween Greeting Halloween Joe-ks Halloween Kiss Halloween Moon Halloween Pit Bull Howloween Halloween Warning Here Comes Baby Pumpkin Art Pumpkin Buns Pumpkin Face Sick Pumpkin When Pumpkins Drink |
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