Intelligent Life?

Alien-ation domination


Two aliens out in space were looking down on our planet.

The first alien said, “It seems the dominant life-forms on Earth have developed satellite-based weapons.”

The second alien asked, “Are they an emerging intelligence?”

“I don’t think so,” the first responded. “They have the weapons aimed at themselves.”


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Sympathy is the charm of human life. - Grace Aguilar

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Life's joys are only joys if they can be shared. - Ravi Zacharias

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

I cannot think of a single one, not even intelligence. - Enrico Fermi

It frightens me, the awful truth, of how sweet life can be. - Bob Dylan

To enter life by way of the vagina is as good a way as any. - Henry Miller

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved. - George Sand

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up. - Hans Christian Andersen

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

Life can show up no other way than that way in which you perceive it. - Neale D Walsch

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

To be able to look back upon one's life in satisfaction, is to live twice. - Kahlil Gibran

The moment we take our last breath on earth, we take our first breath in heaven. - Billy Graham

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence. - Aristotle

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them. - Jim Carrey

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life, but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations. - Zig Ziglar

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Next to knowing when to seize an opportunity, the most important thing in life is to know when to forego an advantage. - Benjamin Disraeli

If you want something out of life you have to go out there and get it, because it is not just going to be given to you. - Kelvin Waites

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you. We are in charge of our attitudes. - Charles R. Swindoll

My folks came to the U.S. as immigrants, aliens, and became citizens. I was born in Boston, a citizen, went to Hollywood and became an alien. - Leonard Nimoy

Nothing has such power to broaden the mind as the ability to investigate systematically and truly all that comes under thy observation in life. - Marcus Aurelius

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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18-Apr-2021