Intelligent Life?

Alien-ation domination


Two aliens out in space were looking down on our planet.

The first alien said, “It seems the dominant life-forms on Earth have developed satellite-based weapons.”

The second alien asked, “Are they an emerging intelligence?”

“I don’t think so,” the first responded. “They have the weapons aimed at themselves.”


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life, for eternal us, is now - e e cummings

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

Life is a series of commas, not periods. - Matthew McConaughey

No man is a failure who is enjoying life. - William Feather

Life is not life unless you make mistakes. - Joan Collins

There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

I have enjoyed life a lot more by saying yes than by saying no. - Richard Branson

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

I always ask the question, "Is this what I want in my life?" - Kathy Ireland

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

If we surrendered to earth's intelligence, we could rise up rooted like trees. - Rainer M Rilke

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

The real happiness of life is to enjoy the present, without any anxious dependence upon the future. - Lucius A Seneca

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

Faith is the centerpiece of a connected life. It allows us to live by the grace of invisible strands. - Terry T Williams

It is necessary to try to surpass one's self always; this occupation ought to last as long as life. - Queen Christina

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

There is no shortcut to achievement. Life requires thorough preparation - veneer isn't worth anything. - George Washington Carver

Challenges should not be seen as obstacles but rather as opportunities for acquiring new experiences in life. - Unknown

You only have to do a very few things right in your life - so long as you don't do too many things wrong. - Warren Buffett

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another. - Helen Keller

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. - Ann Brashares

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem. - George Bernard Shaw

If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give. - Bertrand Russell

The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced. - Andre Gide

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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22-Oct-2020