Intelligent Life?

Alien-ation domination


Two aliens out in space were looking down on our planet.

The first alien said, “It seems the dominant life-forms on Earth have developed satellite-based weapons.”

The second alien asked, “Are they an emerging intelligence?”

“I don’t think so,” the first responded. “They have the weapons aimed at themselves.”


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Life is a long lesson in humility. - Sir James M. Barrie

Life, if well lived, is long enough. - Seneca

Live a life as a monument to your soul. - Ayn Rand

She stood in tears amid the alien corn. - John Keats

Life didn't promise to be wonderful. - Teddy Pendergrass

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

Poetry is a way of taking life by the throat. - Robert Frost

There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Life doesn't come with a manual. It comes with a mother. - Unknown

The man who has no inner life is the slave of his surroundings. - Henri Amiel

Live as though it were your last day on earth. Someday you will be right. - Robert Anthony

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Ideas have a short shelf life. You must act on them before the expiration date. - John C Maxwell

We love life, not because we are used to living but because we are used to loving. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Positivity, confidence, and persistence are key in life, so never give up on yourself. - Khalid

The meaning of life consists in the fact that it makes no sense to say that life has no meaning. - Niels Bohr

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

There are some things in life where it's better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them. - Al Michaels

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still. - Lou Erickso

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

The truth is, I do indulge myself a little the more in pleasure, knowing that this is the proper age of my life to do it. - Samuel Pepys

Suddenly you find that a whole new life has opened before you, as if a fresh sap of ideas and thoughts was rising in you. - Agatha Christie

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem. - George Bernard Shaw

You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people actually do what they know. Knowing is not enough! You must take action. - Anthony Robbins

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan

No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change. - Barbara DeAngelis


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05-Dec-2021