Intelligent Life?

Alien-ation domination

Two aliens out in space were looking down on our planet.

The first alien said, “It seems the dominant life-forms on Earth have developed satellite-based weapons.”

The second alien asked, “Are they an emerging intelligence?”

“I don’t think so,” the first responded. “They have the weapons aimed at themselves.”

It is life as it is lived. - Gore Vidal

Life itself is the proper binge. - Julia Child

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

The best things in life aren't things. - Art Buchwald

I have lived a long, pointless and confused life. - Noam Chomsky

The first step to eternal life is you have to die. - Chuck Palahniuk

Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. - George Lucas

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Our life is frittered away by detail ... Simplify, simplify. - Henry David Thoreau

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

Too many times in life we see a need but hesitate to act on it. - Joe Segal

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

Instructions for living a life: Pay attention. Be astonished. Tell about it. - Mary Oliver

In the game of life, before you get anything out, you must put something in. - Zig Ziglar

Youth offers the promise of happiness, but life offers the realities of grief. - Nicholas Sparks

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

However difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. - Stephen Hawking

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. - Winston Churchill

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation. - W Somerset Maugham

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Life is not about all the wrong moves you made. Life is about the one right move that made all the difference. - James Lockhart

Without a sense of proportion there can be neither good taste nor genuine intelligence, no perhaps moral integrity. - Eric Hoffer

If you want something out of life you have to go out there and get it, because it is not just going to be given to you. - Kelvin Waites

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance,
Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance. - Ogden Nash

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give. - Bertrand Russell

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius

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