Intelligent Life?

Alien-ation domination


Two aliens out in space were looking down on our planet.

The first alien said, “It seems the dominant life-forms on Earth have developed satellite-based weapons.”

The second alien asked, “Are they an emerging intelligence?”

“I don’t think so,” the first responded. “They have the weapons aimed at themselves.”


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It is life as it is lived. - Gore Vidal

Life itself is the proper binge. - Julia Child

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

The best things in life aren't things. - Art Buchwald

I have lived a long, pointless and confused life. - Noam Chomsky

The first step to eternal life is you have to die. - Chuck Palahniuk

Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. - George Lucas

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Our life is frittered away by detail ... Simplify, simplify. - Henry David Thoreau

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

Too many times in life we see a need but hesitate to act on it. - Joe Segal

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

Instructions for living a life: Pay attention. Be astonished. Tell about it. - Mary Oliver

In the game of life, before you get anything out, you must put something in. - Zig Ziglar

Youth offers the promise of happiness, but life offers the realities of grief. - Nicholas Sparks

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

However difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. - Stephen Hawking

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. - Winston Churchill

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation. - W Somerset Maugham

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Life is not about all the wrong moves you made. Life is about the one right move that made all the difference. - James Lockhart

Without a sense of proportion there can be neither good taste nor genuine intelligence, no perhaps moral integrity. - Eric Hoffer

If you want something out of life you have to go out there and get it, because it is not just going to be given to you. - Kelvin Waites

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance,
Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance. - Ogden Nash

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give. - Bertrand Russell

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius


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03-Jul-2022