![]() Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields see also Elephant Section Elephant Phonics Herd Mentality Looking For Something? Viagra Elephant |
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