![]() From an old West Virginia saw that goes, “Your Honor, if you grant this divorce... are we still brother and sister?” Fans don't boo nobodies. - Reggie Jackson Divorce: fission after fusion. - Rita Mae Brown Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid see also Canada, Football & Sign Sections Grey Cup Fever Roughrider Cheerleaders Saskatchewan Army Saskatchewan Chopper Lawn Mower Saskatchewan Entrepreneur Saskatchewan Grey Cup Saskatchewan Harley Saskatchewan Mosquito Saskatchewan Rules Saskatchewan Snow Blower Saskatchewan Snowmobile For Sale Saskatchewan Wind Chimes Summer in Saskatchewan |
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