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Saskatchewan Roughrider Divorce

From an old West Virginia saw that goes,
“Your Honor, if you grant this divorce... are we still brother and sister?”

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Fans don't boo nobodies. - Reggie Jackson

Divorce: fission after fusion. - Rita Mae Brown

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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24-Jan-2021