Saskatchewan Roughrider Fan

Divorce: fission after fusion. - Rita Mae Brown

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper. - Taylor J Reid

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy