Spreading The Wealth

Something smells in Minnesota







Hoping for another attorney as President in Scandia, Minnesota
(the trailer behind the tractor is a manure spreader)

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His wealth is superior to him. - African Saying

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard

Praise is ever attendant on great wealth. - Roman Proverb

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

The greatest wealth is to live content with little. - Plato

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

I don't go around signin' no political documentaries. - Archie Bunker

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

Be charitable before wealth make thee covetous, and lose not the glory of the mite. - Thomas Brown

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness: poverty and wealth have both failed. - Kin Hubbard

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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19-Jan-2021