I went to the Doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics. The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson I think I can wipe out diabetes. - Robert Atkins Anatomical: Joe-ks about the body - Daffynitions joe-ks.com One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb A canter is the cure for all evil. - Benjamin Disraeli Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns Psychoanalysis is the disease it claims to cure. - Karl Kraus False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. - Groucho Marx Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart. - Dorothy Parker Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick makes it sound like there's a cure! - Unknown A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke Selfishness must always be forgiven you know, because there is no hope of a cure. - Jane Austen Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine. - P G Wodehouse Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body. - Jay Cutler People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca We have so many words for states of mind, and so few words for the states of the body. - Jeanne Moreau When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat Life is not over because you have diabetes. Make the most of what you have, be grateful. - Dale Evans Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip Let your entrance into the sick room decrease, not increase, the irritability of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias Tanorexia: An obsessive desire to have tanned skin, placing the sufferer at risk of skin cancer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine If you would perfect your body, guard your mind. If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be polished, or the luster of it will never appear. - Daniel Defoe Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie 'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well? - Tom Robbins Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart see also Doctor, Hospital, Medical & Stress Sections Advantages of Mother’s Milk Audible Sobs Cheat of the Year Children’s Science Exam Answers Colorectal Exam For Dogs Detroit High School - Math Proficiency Exam Excerpts from Medical Records Failed Logistics Exam Final Exams In North Korea First Proctologist Exam (PG) Gynecologist Exam How To Prevent Cheating Inspiring School Exams Irish Exam Japanese Eye Test Mental Patient’s Exit Exam Redneck Engineering Exam Seeing End Dog - New Vet Exam Senior Eye Exam University of Georgia Entrance Exam |
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