Bacon Cheeseburger

In a pig's dye - Archie Bunker

Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They call it a Royale with cheese. - Pulp Fiction

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin

Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - G K Chesterton

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. - J.B. Smoove

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial. - Luke Benward

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown