Bacon Cheeseburger

In a pig's dye - Archie Bunker

Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Hogwash: Pig's laundry. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They call it a Royale with cheese. - Pulp Fiction

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

That'll do, pig, that'll do. - Babe

I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin

Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

I'm as single as a slice of American cheese. - Nick Cannon

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - G K Chesterton

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke

Unabated: 1. A fishhook without a worm; 2. A mousetrap without cheese. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. - J.B. Smoove

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com