![]() They call it a Royale with cheese. - Pulp Fiction Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman I'm as single as a slice of American cheese. - Nick Cannon Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce Unabated: 1. A fishhook without a worm; 2. A mousetrap without cheese. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial. - Luke Benward Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker see also Boar, Cow, Farm & Food Sections Back Bacon For Kids Bacon BBQ Table Bacon Bikes Bacon Flowchart Bacon Guitar Bacon Is Life Bacon Lovers Bacon My Heart Bacon Soda Bacon Soda Sales Bacon Tacos Bacon Thoughts Bacon Tree BaCoN T-Shirt Bacon Turkey Bacon Women Bacone Breakfast Dance - Shakin’ Bacon France-Is Bacon Hygiene On The Farm I Love Pet Food Juicy Bacon Ruined Bacon Spicy Bacon Ultimate Manwich |
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