Bacon Cheeseburger

In a pig's dye - Archie Bunker

Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars. - River Phoenix

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. - J.B. Smoove

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial. - Luke Benward

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker