Bacon Cheeseburger

They call it a Royale with cheese. - Pulp Fiction

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright

American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

I'm as single as a slice of American cheese. - Nick Cannon

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Unabated: 1. A fishhook without a worm; 2. A mousetrap without cheese. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial. - Luke Benward

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker