Help Stop The Violence

Almost worth having a food fight over

Revenge of the non-vegetarians

Innocent plants killed by vegetarians

Innocent stand-byer - Archie Bunker

My people, I die innocent! - Louis XVI

Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind. - Ogden Nash

There is no client as scary as an innocent man. - J. Michael Haller

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. - Kin Hubbard

Nonviolence is a flop. The only bigger flop is violence. - Joan Baez

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

A murderer is one who is presumed to be innocent until proven insane. - Unknown

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Victory attained by violence is tantamount to a defeat, for it is momentary. - Mohandas Gandhi

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

The times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised. - Marilyn Manson

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable. - John F Kennedy

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

The great thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson

We dried continuously day and night. We had no efficient way to do it, so we built this new popcorn plant. - Orville Redenbacher

It always seems that fights over ideas skip over the barrier into the real world and become battles of real violence. - Peter Parker

It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence. - Mahatma Gandhi

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

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