Little Johnny was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days.
He’d been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked , “Grandpa, what’s that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?”
His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the truth. “Well, Little Johnny, it’s called sexual intercourse.”
“Oh, OK” Little Little Johnny said, and he went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and angrily said, “Grandpa, it isn’t called sexual intercourse, it’s called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy’s mom wants to talk to you.”
I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt
Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau
Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson
Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher
Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde
If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman
Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter
Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin
Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman
Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley
John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell
You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell
The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin
You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau
Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis
Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn
Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln
Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay
What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown
A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown
Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks
Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing
While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose
The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen
Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates
Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle
More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey
Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau
Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson
Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher
Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde
If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman
Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter
Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin
Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman
Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley
John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell
You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell
The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin
You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau
Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis
Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn
Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln
Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay
What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown
A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown
Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks
Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing
While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose
The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen
Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates
Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle
More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey
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