Pumpkin Face

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Pumpkin Face

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I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

After a certain age every man is responsible for his face. - Albert Camus

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face. - Jack Nicklaus

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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09-Jul-2020