Random Acts of Thinking
Does the artist in you draw a blank?

A chrysanthemum by any other name ... would be easier to spell.

A friend of mine has a nose ring. She keeps the volume pretty low, though, and sets it to “vibrate” at the movies.

Do fishermen live in the reel world?

I may not be a great artist, but I am really good at drawing a blank.

I paid my psychiatrist with a reality check.

I want to become a vegetarian, but I’m not sure I can quit eating meat cold turkey.

I wear glasses. Doesn’t that mean that “everything” I see is an optical illusion?

I’m not too handy with tools. I once got my finger caught in a screwdriver.

My life no longer needs an extreme makeover. Now it just needs a complete do over.

My wife and I love each other. I rub her back and she massages my ego.

Some days the best thing about my job is that the chair spins.

When he who lives in a glass house invites he who is without sin for dinner, bad things can happen.

Yesterday I pushed my luck. It was clearly too weak to move by itself.

You can’t stop progress, but you can unplug a good chunk of it.

You want to know a really, really hugely annoyingly bad habit? Over-exaggeration.

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Never Run a Red Light

Bee Safe

Hummers Only Look Tough

Tactical Texas

Defence Budget Cuts

Welfare State

No Flies On Me

Stick Family Meal

Wet Floor

Lord Of The Watch

Close Encounters of the Whale Kind

Military Watch Tower

No Go Intersection

Public Transportation In Scotland
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