Witch Kiss

Boo Who?


There are witches in my mailbox.
What am I to do?


I found them there this morning,
doing things they shouldn’t do!


How the witches got there,
I haven’t got a clue.



But they won’t be there much longer
because I’m sending them to...



YOU!!!

Witch Kiss - Halloween full moon kiss

You’ve been Witch Kissed!
Before the warts begin to spread,
Pass the kisses on instead!

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I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Ghost: A shadow of its former self - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta


see also   Halloween  Section
Animal Halloween Costumes
Avoiding Stress In The Workplace
Bat Flying Blind
Bloodsucker Bank
Boo Who? Surprise, Surprise!
Coffin Attack
Cruise Nurse
Custom Halloween Costume
Drunk Pumpkin
Fireworks Wizard
Future Therapy
Halloween Birth
Halloween Greeting
Halloween House
Halloween Joe-ks
Halloween Kiss
Halloween Moon
Halloween Pit Bull
Howloween
Halloween Warning
Here Comes Baby
Kissing Booth
Kitt-O-Lantern
Pumpkin Art
Pumpkin Body Art
Pumpkin Buns
Pumpkin Carvings
Pumpkin Face
Pumpkin Pi
Pumpkin Pie Maker
Redneck Halloween
Santaween
Sick Pumpkin
Skeleton Cat
Smiley Pumpkin
Spooky Car Ad
“Stay Out Of My Way” Bus
Vampire Drinks
When Pumpkins Drink
When Seniors Shouldn’t Trick Or Treat

 

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02-Jul-2022