There are witches in my mailbox. What am I to do? ![]() I found them there this morning, doing things they shouldn’t do! ![]() How the witches got there, I haven’t got a clue. ![]() But they won’t be there much longer because I’m sending them to... ![]() YOU!!! ![]() You’ve been Witch Kissed! Before the warts begin to spread, Pass the kisses on instead! I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino Ghost: A shadow of its former self - Daffynitions joe-ks.com He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown This poor pumpkin gave in to rot, and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta see also Halloween Section Animal Halloween Costumes Avoiding Stress In The Workplace Bat Flying Blind Bloodsucker Bank Boo Who? Surprise, Surprise! Coffin Attack Cruise Nurse Custom Halloween Costume Drunk Pumpkin Fireworks Wizard Future Therapy Halloween Birth Halloween Greeting Halloween House Halloween Joe-ks Halloween Kiss Halloween Moon Halloween Pit Bull Howloween Halloween Warning Here Comes Baby Kissing Booth Kitt-O-Lantern Pumpkin Art Pumpkin Body Art Pumpkin Buns Pumpkin Carvings Pumpkin Face Pumpkin Pi Pumpkin Pie Maker Redneck Halloween Santaween Sick Pumpkin Skeleton Cat Smiley Pumpkin Spooky Car Ad “Stay Out Of My Way” Bus Vampire Drinks When Pumpkins Drink When Seniors Shouldn’t Trick Or Treat |
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