Witch Kiss

Boo Who?


There are witches in my mailbox.
What am I to do?


I found them there this morning,
doing things they shouldn’t do!


How the witches got there,
I haven’t got a clue.



But they won’t be there much longer
because I’m sending them to...



YOU!!!

Witch Kiss - Halloween full moon kiss

You’ve been Witch Kissed!
Before the warts begin to spread,
Pass the kisses on instead!

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Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


see also   Halloween  Section
Animal Halloween Costumes
Avoiding Stress In The Workplace
Bat Flying Blind
Bloodsucker Bank
Boo Who? Surprise, Surprise!
Coffin Attack
Cruise Nurse
Custom Halloween Costume
Drunk Pumpkin
Fireworks Wizard
Future Therapy
Halloween Birth
Halloween Greeting
Halloween House
Halloween Joe-ks
Halloween Kiss
Halloween Moon
Halloween Pit Bull
Howloween
Halloween Warning
Here Comes Baby
Kissing Booth
Kitt-O-Lantern
Pumpkin Art
Pumpkin Body Art
Pumpkin Buns
Pumpkin Carvings
Pumpkin Face
Pumpkin Pi
Pumpkin Pie Maker
Redneck Halloween
Santaween
Sick Pumpkin
Skeleton Cat
Smiley Pumpkin
Spooky Car Ad
“Stay Out Of My Way” Bus
Vampire Drinks
When Pumpkins Drink
When Seniors Shouldn’t Trick Or Treat

 

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24-Feb-2021