There are witches in my mailbox. What am I to do? ![]() I found them there this morning, doing things they shouldn’t do! ![]() How the witches got there, I haven’t got a clue. ![]() But they won’t be there much longer because I’m sending them to... ![]() YOU!!! ![]() You’ve been Witch Kissed! Before the warts begin to spread, Pass the kisses on instead! Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie Halloween pumpkins aglow. Come see the show. - Unknown It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop," Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis One need not be a chamber to be haunted; One need not be a house; The brain has corridors surpassing Material place. - Emily Dickinson Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien see also Halloween Section Animal Halloween Costumes Avoiding Stress In The Workplace Bat Flying Blind Bloodsucker Bank Boo Who? Surprise, Surprise! Coffin Attack Cruise Nurse Custom Halloween Costume Drunk Pumpkin Fireworks Wizard Future Therapy Halloween Birth Halloween Greeting Halloween House Halloween Joe-ks Halloween Kiss Halloween Moon Halloween Pit Bull Howloween Halloween Warning Here Comes Baby Kissing Booth Kitt-O-Lantern Pumpkin Art Pumpkin Body Art Pumpkin Buns Pumpkin Carvings Pumpkin Face Pumpkin Pi Pumpkin Pie Maker Redneck Halloween Santaween Sick Pumpkin Skeleton Cat Smiley Pumpkin Spooky Car Ad “Stay Out Of My Way” Bus Vampire Drinks When Pumpkins Drink When Seniors Shouldn’t Trick Or Treat |
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