Labour of Halloween

The pain of childbirth on October 31st

A special patient arrives in the delivery room





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Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill

Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


see also   Doctor  &  Halloween  Sections
Halloween Birth
Here Comes Baby

 

The Working Man

North of Somewhere

Salmon Bikini

Mexican Phys Ed Classes

Parasite Trivia

Plug Puller

Steamworks Bathroom

Another Repost

Pipeline Protesters

Bread Gloves

Winterpeg Warm

Pen Sale Not

Soda Bottle Boat

Raccoon Rock

Cement Truck Lane

Air Wakanda

Birthday Bonus

Harrison Ford

Better Start In Life

Husband Makes Lunch
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19-Feb-2020