Labour of Halloween

The pain of childbirth on October 31st

A special patient arrives in the delivery room





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Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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02-Jul-2020