Labour of Halloween

The pain of childbirth on October 31st

A special patient arrives in the delivery room





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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labour. - John Ciardi

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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03-Apr-2020