I Lost My Job With Lifeline

Using your last lifeline

Giving common emergency response can backfire



I don’t know why, but I was just sacked from my job with Lifeline.


They just wouldn’t talk to me about it.

Here’s what happened ...

A bloke phoned and said, “I’m Abdul Mohammed, and I’m really
going to kill myself. I’m lying on the railway track now,
waiting for the train to come!”

All I said was ...

“Remain calm and stay on the line!”


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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Winners train, losers complain. - Unknown

Champions train. Losers complain. - Unknown

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Generosity gives assistance, rather than advice. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

If you train hard, you'll not only be hard, you'll be hard to beat. - Herschel Walker

Families are ecosystems. Each life grows in response to the lives around it. - Mary Schmich

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

The only way of catching a train I ever discovered is to miss the train before. - G K Chesterton

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

I don't do things for the response or for the controversy. I just live my life. - Rihanna

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup. - Unknown

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

To the wrongs that need resistance, To the right that needs assistance, To the future in the distance, Give yourselves. - Carrie C Catt

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato


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28-Sep-2020