![]() No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler Ghost Writer: Spooksman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown Halloween pumpkins aglow. Come see the show. - Unknown It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift see also Art, Baby & Halloween Sections Alien Halloween Costume Costume Ride Custom Halloween Costume Dead Phone Grandparent’s Halloween Halloween Birth Halloween Clouds Halloween Costumes of Yesteryear Halloween Cyclist Halloween Dog Halloween House Halloween Lamp Halloween Special Halloween Toilet Halloween Transformers Halloween Weatherman Halloween Web Headless Dogman Here Comes Baby Hobbit Halloween Hobbit Love How To Enjoy Pumpkin Beer Pumpkin Candy Pumpkin Carvings Pumpkin Dentures Pumpkin Pi Pumpkin Skull Redneck Halloween Sick Pumpkin Smiley Pumpkin Tree Pumpkins Trumpkins VW Pumpkin Which Witch Witch Relatives Worst Halloween Decoration |
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