![]() Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant Ghost Writer: Spooksman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney This poor pumpkin gave in to rot, and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau The baby bat Screamed out in fright, 'Turn on the dark, I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop," Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds see also Art, Baby & Halloween Sections Alien Halloween Costume Costume Ride Custom Halloween Costume Dead Phone Grandparent’s Halloween Halloween Birth Halloween Clouds Halloween Costumes of Yesteryear Halloween Cyclist Halloween Dog Halloween House Halloween Lamp Halloween Special Halloween Toilet Halloween Transformers Halloween Weatherman Halloween Web Headless Dogman Here Comes Baby Hobbit Halloween Hobbit Love How To Enjoy Pumpkin Beer Pumpkin Candy Pumpkin Carvings Pumpkin Dentures Pumpkin Pi Pumpkin Skull Redneck Halloween Sick Pumpkin Smiley Pumpkin Tree Pumpkins Trumpkins VW Pumpkin Which Witch Witch Relatives Worst Halloween Decoration |
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