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Big Bird in Today's Unemployment Line

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The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton


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03-Apr-2020