![]() Keeping warm in your Halloween costume on a cold night of trick-or-treating Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held Baby I paint the sky blue My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell When witches go riding and black cats are seen, The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien see also Baby, Clothing, Halloween & Shark Sections |
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