Redneck Bubble Bath

When only construction-grade plumbing will do

Preparing a hot bath on the jobsite



Taking a hot bath on the jobsite in a construction digger bucket

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Up there in his ivory shower - Archie Bunker

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

I don't sing in the shower. I perform. - Unknown

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

It was so hot today I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea. - Johnny Carson

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis. - Zig Ziglar

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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31-Mar-2020