Skeletor Teacher Substitue

Professor teaching Halloween 101



Skeletor Substitute Teacher Costume

When you know the professor isn’t too interested in your class

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There is no substitute for victory. - Douglas MacArthur

Love is a better teacher than duty. - Albert Einstein

A meeting is no substitute for progress. - Unknown

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

Mathemagician: A teacher who makes numbers disappear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher. - Dalai Lama

Experience is always a good teacher, but she often has dull pupils. - Unknown

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. - Flannery O'Connor

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon S Law

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

When the purge of teacher individualism is unrestrained, eccentricity, initiative and individuality become the casualties. - Andy Hargreaves

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek


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02-Dec-2020