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Helping students pay off their student loans

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I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

My life feels like a test I didn't study for. - Unknown

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Your best self shows up only when you are put to an impossible test. - Unknown

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Test yourself with the impossible, and you will know your capability. - Unknown

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

There's a good reason why nobody studies history. It just teaches you too much. - Noam Chomsky

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect. - Stephen Leacock

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my children became more popular at school, my butcher made a pass at me, and my maid hit me up for a raise. - Shirley Jones

The best narrative is one of infinite love. A spiritual affair - one not of the material world. Intermingled, with no beginning nor end - it will always stand the test of time. - Terry A. O'Neal

Whether it's a popcorn movie or some really intellectual sociopolitical movie, I think to some degree they're all influenced by the social climate that we're living in. - James Wan

A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. - Robert M. Pirsig

I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the 'lower animals' (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humilitating to me. - Mark Twain

In this knowledge-worker age, it's now increasingly tied to doing well in school so you can get into better grad schools so you can get better jobs - so the pressure to do well is really high. - Stephen Covey


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